De-laid!




So, I am sorry that I have not posted in while, my new (old) job is taking a lot out of me. Now, about my title, this is the long and short of it, I need to get laid. There, I said it! The need announced itself to me at work when I started looking at my colleague in a funky manner. This dude is just your average Joe, nothing particularly sexy about him but such is my need. It has been a long time, longer than I want to admit, lol. I always imagine that I will find someone attractive and just hop into bed but as much as I want that to be the case, it is just not me. I have found myself in situations where I can do a whole lot sans getting naked with someone I have no emotional connection with. By this I do not mean I have to be in love, no. I just have to know more than the person's name, that's all.

So, ladies and gentlemen, how do I solve a problem like this? I do not not want a relationship right now, I do not have much to offer someone, I am tryna get myself together, but I do want to have wild passionate sex. I want to talk first, watch a football game after, pick up my hand bag and head out, no strings attached, no feelings caught.

I know some people will read this roll and their eyes on some 'this girl is an ashewo*' tip, lol. Lemme just make it clear now, I do not care, this blog is all about me being honest about where I'm at and what I'm feeling, so please do not quote the bible to me, abeg! I really do believe that one's libido is like a car, it has to be serviced, tested and satiated.

I do not have a particularly crazy sex drive, as a matter of fact, I can go months without giving a damn but when I get into my zone, hmmn, let's just say, Viagra has nothing on me.

Anyways, I do not want to beat this to death, I believe you all catch my gist, so, if you have any ideas, drop me a line.

I am listening to 'Nwata' by Flavour, it is the perfect soundtrack to accompany my rather amorous mood.

* = Prostitute, Ho'. Whore, Puta, etcetera

11 comments:

Kash said...

I feel ya girl! Do what u gotta do lol! Everyone (maybe not everyone) feels that way at some point...good luck!

Sugarking said...

goddamnit girl!!!! Where have you been all this while?! I just LOVE people like you jare! I'm such a sucker for realness as this! Babes ur problem is just too easy! I keep saying to people, women have it easiest at curing their conji than us men. A man will at the worst have to pay an ashewo for sex, but a woman can go to a club, bar e.t.c or simply stand at her gate and string in the first good looking Nigga that walks by. No need to blow too much grammar sef, just be blunt; "WILL YOU F**K ME PLEASE?" and homie's coming in straight! u 2 mush!!!

leggy said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha.this made me laugh for some weird reason!!call up an old friend maybe?

Nice Anon said...

LOL! Sometimes a need has got to be met! Let us know how that goes

rethots said...

Silence.......we sure all have our desires.

Rene said...

u're so real.....luv dt
Anyways, do wot u av 2 do....u cud follow wot sugarkingg said

Myne Whitman said...

Why not help yourself?

L-VII said...

Sugarking, what are your stats? I am a fan of length and width.
Ms. Whitman, if I helped myself any more, I'd never leave my room. I need a real body next to me, male or female, I am not fussed.

Sugarking said...

**scratches head** lol. em, in short we need to talk. Hit me up on sugarking02@yahoo.com make we yarn

My World said...

Babe,sorry I gat no ideas for ya!

naija shawty said...

hmmn, is this like bville hookup? lol